Dear Murphy - $2.01

Hey Buddy,

So, dear old Dad just had to spend about an hour ripping the dashboard off of the family car and exposing the insides of the head unit to retrieve a small deposit you made a few months ago. At first we just let it go that you had jammed a few (well, we thought it was only a few) coins in the CD slot during one of your many jaunts pretending to drive, but lately it's just been brutal. With no games that actually matter in Buffalo, sports talk radio is horrible and your mother can't handle some days without her Pure Moods cd (yeah, I'll pay for that crack). Also, about two weeks ago the radio started turning itself off when we took hard lefts...

Anyway, just for posterity's stake - here's your deposit:

Maybe we'll stick that in a piggy bank and, barring further economic collapse, you can by a tootsie roll with it in a few years.

It's a good thing you're cute...and the CD player works again.